Submitting to SIC

Monday, 26 September 2016

New Antiwar, Libertarian Fiction Serial!

Exciting new novel serial at Neocon Surveillance!

See this post for details:

http://wallacerunnymede.tumblr.com/post/150945652434/new-libertarian-fiction-anti-war-novel

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And take the opportunity to enjoy my Tumblr too!

Do remember to follow the serial of Honest Adolph every Monday at Neocon Surveillance! Please do also consider buying the ebook this coming October! There may even be a print book...

Wallace

Friday, 2 September 2016

Republication at Squib News: John Kerry in Trouble!

Recently got one of our Peace Criminals Project stories republished at Squib News. Poor old Johnny Kerry... Enjoy!

http://squibnews.com/2016/08/21/hezbollah-throw-president-assad-under-the-bus/

CROSSPOST: A. RIGHT LAYOUT EDITS B. SUBMISSIONS

There have been some minor tweaks to the links bars on the right hand side of the Peace Criminals Project sites. The content is now more up to date, and hopefully looks a little less cluttered. Hope you find it more appealing! Striving to improve presentation of each site more and more is an ongoing project.

So, if you have any feedback on the look of the site, or on anything else, please email us at wallacerunnymede@gmail.com (the same email address you can use for submissions).

Please also remember to send us your pitches or your work (whether in draft or completed!)

Wallace

Friday, 12 August 2016

If You Don't Support Hillary, You're a Bigot!

I'm just totes non-figuratively sick of all these privileged bigots who are demeaning and denigrating Hillary!!! So I am here to educate you on why you MUST stop this. Here are the ignorant fools who need to check their privilege!!!

1. Iraqi orphans

Iraqi orphans have orphan privilege. Merely because they don't have parents, people feel sorry for them, and so they give their unreasonable and irrational opinions undue credence that they do not deserve.

It just doesn't get any more privileged than this!

2. Libyan mothers

Libyan mothers may well be women, but they aren't really proper women, are they? I mean, a lot of them don't support my right to choose, so clearly they are sellouts. Also, the prevalence of homophobia in their country, which they are COMPLETELY SILENT ABOUT, is disgraceful. They simply don't think about how they are complicit with evil.

It just doesn't get any more privileged than this!

3. Syrian men

Uh... they are men! Well hey, buddy! A man is a man is a man is a male thing! Ohhh, they might as well be straight white guy Christian pastors from Texas, for all I care!

It just doesn't get any more privileged than this!

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From the above, the logic is clear. Those who claim Clinton's opponents are 'sexist' are actually trivializing the consequences of her foreign policy. There is nothing privileged about opposing the violent tendencies in international relations that this 'Blue Neocon' or 'Hawkfem' represents. To say, or even to imply, that all criticisms of Clinton stem from 'privilege' is a serious error.

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http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/126602/if-you-dont-support-hillary-youre-a-bigot

http://neoconsurveillance.blogspot.co.uk/2016/02/bush-and-clinton-clash-over.html

http://neoconsurveillance.blogspot.com/2016/01/feminists-are-holding-hillary-to.html

http://neoconsurveillance.blogspot.com/2016/04/is-this-article-still-relevant.html

Friday, 22 July 2016

Improvements to the Site (CROSSPOST)

I like to think I have grown in my ability to produce a decent site. By now, I can even filter out anomalies such as white or pink 'shading' in articles.

I recently renovated Neocon Surveillance and the other two sites.

I can guarantee that I have tried hard to make sure there are no more anomalies re: background shading, font, font size, etc.

If there are any errors, I am happy to correct them as they are noted.

I have, however, made sure not to tamper with the actual texts.

I hope you continue to enjoy the even better site!

Wallace

Monday, 11 July 2016

Satire Milestone: Thank You All!

Just around Chilcotfest (curiously enough!) we reached the 1000 hit mark!

Spooky...

But uncannier still, this was round a massive birthday 'milestone' for me.

... ?!

No, just shut up and quit asking questions, you nosy bugger!

The 4th Amendment doesn't cover that.

Or it wouldn't, if I were in the USA right now.

Anyway, enough of the Blairite-Dynamic flim-flam!

Just want to thank everyone, in the least New Labourly-Insincere manner possible, for your ongoing help and support!

I don't feel too old, when I know I can still do good things.

Brutal things.

Cruel things.

But 'good' enough, all the same!

Thanks so much for all the love and support!

Please remember to keep sharing articles, or helping the Peace Criminals Project by word of mouth.

As always, please do feel free to email wallacerunnymede@gmail.com,

Wednesday, 6 July 2016

Mr Archbishop Goes to Baghdad (SATIRE)

The Archbishop of Canterbury's recent pastoral letter on the Chilcot Report has urged people to stay away from the temptations of hatred and vengefulness. 'Be forgiving,' he admonishes his flock: 'For otherwise, your faults will not be forgiven either!'

However, a recent dream has thrown his views into question.

'Oh. It's you,' blushed the Archbishop. 'Looking busy, I see. I haven't spoken with you in a while. How are things?'